Age range: 40+
Place of birth: Billericay
Current residence: Alva, Clacks (Three miles north of Alloa)
Length of time supported the Hammers: 30+ years - Hammers born and bred (both parents and 3 of 4 grandparents)
All time favourite player: Sir Trev
Current favourite player: Scotty Parker
Best all time Hammers 11: Parkes, Stewart, Ilunga, Bonds, Ferdinand R., Carrick, Devonshire, Brooking, Di Canio, Cottee, Macavennie Subs: Green, Martin, Dicks, Cole J., Brady, Cross, Tevez
Favourite footballer: Michele Platini
Most disliked footballer: Diouf. Fucking cunt.
Favourite other sportsman/woman: Sidney Crosby, Evgeni Malkin
Most disliked other sportsman/woman: Rory Sabbatini - what a cunt.
Favourite TV programme: The Inbetweeners, The Wire, Top Gear.
Favourite website: Sharkscope
Music preference: Brendan Benson, Wannadies, Athlete, Genesis (old stuff), Muse etc
A short piece about yourself: Ex-Essex boy now living in Scotland. I just wish it would stop fucking raining so I could actually get out on all the golf courses up here.