Cocknio Dicanio
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Will the club now seek out Dr Martens to see if they want to sponsor us again ?
Can we afford to sell an influential centre half ?
More predictions for the season that's about to start and a few thoughts on our own progress
More madness will surely ensue. Will Big Sam finally get his men ? Will Harry Redknapp sell his grandmother ?
News so far and predictions for the rest of the year
Our new columnist Cocknio Dicanio gives us his light-hearted view of the current football news.
